I went on Omegle
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hai
Stranger: whatsup?
You: >:3
You: JEEZUS CHRIST ITS A LION
You: GET IN DA CAR
Stranger: ehh, sure?
You: *gets in car and puts on seatbelt*
Stranger: *follows*
You: *starts driving away from lion*
You: *hits something*
Stranger: wow lame XD
You: i think i killed it
You: go check
Stranger: oh what a pitty
Stranger: it died lol
You: i think it was on reverse :(
Stranger: ah
You: OH NOES I SEE THEMOMMA LION
You: ITS WATCHIN YOU
You: GETBACK IN THE CAR
Stranger: *gets in car*
You: *no tiem for seatbelts*
You: oh hay did i tell you this is the DeLorean?
You: we can go back to the fuchaaaa
Stranger: noo?
Stranger: yahhh ;d
You: WHERE WE'RE GOIN WE DONT NEED ROADS
You: what time do you wanna go to?
Stranger: 1996
Stranger: ah wait
Stranger: lol
You: *turns the knobby things*
You: the flux capasitor is starting up
You: ohkay i'm waiiiting
You: the radio is in 1996 already
You: it's playing Barbie Girl
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: but seriously, where you from?
You: the future!
You: nah california
Stranger: :M
You: how about you?
Stranger: holland ^^
You: ohh
You: :D do you like tulips?
You: and wooden shoes?
You: and windmills
Stranger: yeah (=
You: I LIKE THOSETHINGS TOOO!
You: but we don't have them here
You: well we have tulips
Stranger: ok
You: but theyre not pretty
You: we have poppies and plastic surgery in california
You: and hamburgers
You: and ketchup
Stranger: lol
Stranger: we have hamburgers to
Stranger: in macdonalds!
Stranger: ^^.
You: yaaay mcdonalds!
You: what abooouuutt
You: starbucks coffee?
Stranger: nah
Stranger: i dont drink coffee
You: me either
You: but they have those everywhere here
Stranger: oke
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 19
You: you?
Stranger: 13
You: ooh :o
Stranger: :M
You: did you know what i was talking about with back to the futurer?
You: and also we need to go back to '96 to see you as a fetus
Stranger: hah :M
You: so are we going back in time?
You: or not anymore?
Stranger: no, not anymore
Stranger: XD
You: what abouuut the fuuuuuchaaaa
You: (it means future
Stranger: yeah i know :M
You: hahaa :D
You: i need someone to go back in time with so we can trade pokemon
You: so it was nice meeting you but i have to go
Stranger: pokemon? wth? XD
Stranger: oke
Stranger: byee!
You: yes pokemon
Stranger: lol
You: via link cable
Stranger: pokemon sucks :$
You: not this wi fi thing
You: no i love pokemon
Stranger: lol
You: its amazing
Stranger: nah
Stranger: do you know
Stranger: scions of fate?
You: band?
Stranger: no, it's a game'
Stranger: something like WoW
You: oh no i don't know it -_-
Stranger: ok
You: i know dungeons and dragons
You: and i know orcs and elves
Stranger: lol
Stranger: XD
You: and lord of the rinds online
You: rings
Stranger: lol
You: so yah ima go i really need to go back in time
Stranger: ok
Stranger: well i have to go
You: bye!!!
Stranger: bye !
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
